Devils Advocate: Blind Criminals

dennismccarson:

Does an eye for an eye make the world blind or just teach people how to not lose their eyes?

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aintshitnigga:

shopwitme:

drivedrivedrive:

i wish i was four again 

its a lot to cut dat bitch off

real nigga problems know no age

Pouring some out for you man.

Roses: Why hating Kanye West is creating people like Iggy Azelea

dennismccarson:

It is a common practice to hate Kanye West. Because he is “close-minded” and a jackass. But maybe hating Kanye West makes you close-minded and a jackass.

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Listening to this for the rest of millennia obv

Listening to this for the rest of millennia obv

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frankhejl:

This made me feel like I was 13 again. I seriously laughed at the chorus. Weird Al and food, man. 

Also the Blurred Lines parody Word Crimes made me laugh too.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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katsplanet:

this is so much fucking better than the original

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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vladmasters:

I got a leak and this is glorious

Weird Al Yankovic  - Inactive
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killerdls:

Weird Al still has it. 

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Would anyone want to phone chat tonight? Cause like I love phone chatting and I finally have unlimited minutes.
Happens all the time :/

Happens all the time :/

Um thus cat won’t move

Um thus cat won’t move

I use my fedora to conceal all my restraining orders.
#RiFFRAFF is worth the risk, always.

#RiFFRAFF is worth the risk, always.