Fans can be greedy assholes.

dennismccarson:

This is the story of how I found out I was a greedy asshole.

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Later I’m going to be trading yugioh cards at the retirement home obviously.

Later I’m going to be trading yugioh cards at the retirement home obviously.

The city is super dead this morning.

The city is super dead this morning.

So I’m finally getting my #gaming station ready on this rainy day!

Devils Advocate: Blind Criminals

dennismccarson:

Does an eye for an eye make the world blind or just teach people how to not lose their eyes?

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aintshitnigga:

shopwitme:

drivedrivedrive:

i wish i was four again 

its a lot to cut dat bitch off

real nigga problems know no age

Pouring some out for you man.

Roses: Why hating Kanye West is creating people like Iggy Azelea

dennismccarson:

It is a common practice to hate Kanye West. Because he is “close-minded” and a jackass. But maybe hating Kanye West makes you close-minded and a jackass.

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Listening to this for the rest of millennia obv

Listening to this for the rest of millennia obv

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frankhejl:

This made me feel like I was 13 again. I seriously laughed at the chorus. Weird Al and food, man. 

Also the Blurred Lines parody Word Crimes made me laugh too.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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840 plays

katsplanet:

this is so much fucking better than the original

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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vladmasters:

I got a leak and this is glorious

Weird Al Yankovic  - Inactive
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killerdls:

Weird Al still has it. 

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Would anyone want to phone chat tonight? Cause like I love phone chatting and I finally have unlimited minutes.