I first got a haircut, and then I decided be like a middle schooler, but I settled on being a frog.
Age: Old Enough To Party
Hobbies: Stand Up Comedy, Not Being Dead, Music
You should follow, or message or whatever you wanna do on twitter. The favor will be returned I assure you.
But yeah totally use that kik thing.
I hope I’m not putting my foot in my mouth.
The light in my bathroom is going out, I feel like I’m showering in a horror film. Luckily I’m not a woman so I won’t die in the shower.
I am happy with my lifestyle change. I’m kinda starting to forget what it feels like to be stuffed, I only feel it when I drink a lot and I just chalk that up to being a prerequisite to being shot faced.
If you’re caught stealing food or something worth value you can act like you’re really hungry or you need it for your kid’s Christmas, something semi-endering. But the second you’re caught sitting in your drive way at 3 o’clock in the morning, with nothing but boxers on and a hot laptop in your lap, pity goes right out the window.
Actually don’t do that either, there’s enough people on there I don’t care about already.
Or be interesting.