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frankhejl:

This made me feel like I was 13 again. I seriously laughed at the chorus. Weird Al and food, man. 

Also the Blurred Lines parody Word Crimes made me laugh too.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
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katsplanet:

this is so much fucking better than the original

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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vladmasters:

I got a leak and this is glorious

Weird Al Yankovic  - Inactive
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killerdls:

Weird Al still has it. 

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty

Would anyone want to phone chat tonight? Cause like I love phone chatting and I finally have unlimited minutes.
Happens all the time :/

Happens all the time :/

Um thus cat won’t move

Um thus cat won’t move

I use my fedora to conceal all my restraining orders.
#RiFFRAFF is worth the risk, always.

#RiFFRAFF is worth the risk, always.

Praying the gay away before bed and waking up the next day in a full sequin onesie.
I knew a kid with a Korn tattoo in highschool, I’m sure he went places.
Pigeons look like they’re listening to really good beats whenever they walk around.
OMG there’s more minorities than white people here
White people