Calling out Luke for life. @himynameiscasey
I’m tired of this iPhone vs Android crap. I don’t care what phone I have as long as people assume I’m upper middle class because of it.
The most sinister invention ever would be a ray gun that made people think they look good in fedoras.
Get to it comic books
The urinals on the Death Star must just have pee everywhere around them. Seeing as no one on the stupid thing can aim.
I believe that beauty is on the inside. So stop getting so mad at me for trying to show my penis how beautiful you are.
Obamas approval rating is 39%.
In other news 39% of people willing to answer their phone on a Tuesday afternoon and take a poll seem to like our president.