This made me feel like I was 13 again. I seriously laughed at the chorus. Weird Al and food, man.
Also the Blurred Lines parody Word Crimes made me laugh too.
this is so much fucking better than the original
Everyone always complains about #autocorrect, but I’m positive that my autocorrect knows exactly what I want to say at all times. #kanyewestbachelorparty
Would anyone want to phone chat tonight? Cause like I love phone chatting and I finally have unlimited minutes.
I use my fedora to conceal all my restraining orders.
#RiFFRAFF is worth the risk, always.
Praying the gay away before bed and waking up the next day in a full sequin onesie.
I knew a kid with a Korn tattoo in highschool, I’m sure he went places.
Pigeons look like they’re listening to really good beats whenever they walk around.
OMG there’s more minorities than white people here