Boobs are like gods way of saying “you’re welcome”
Men who are controlling are like eww why go eat pizza instead
Let’s get in the shower and touch each other’s butt
More nudes should be done on viewfinder slides
If selfies were currency 12 year olds would be the 1%
I wouldn’t want a nude statue of me out there with a small dick, make it look like a rocket or a bald eagle
The inscription under “The David” says “I’m a grower not a shower”
Keep making text posts until one of the catches on.
Use new found fame to bring light to terrible atrocities.
Enjoy a wonderful spree of being super famous.
Get addicted to candy crush saga.
Appear on celebrity fit club
I’m watching Inglourious Basterds
If you have a dog I like you
Finn’s had enough of her crap.