And we’re the two best friends that anyone could have!

And we’re the two best friends that anyone could have!

@thecuriousbrontosaurus and I took a picture of us on a potato.

@thecuriousbrontosaurus and I took a picture of us on a potato.

I am the cat tamer.

I am the cat tamer.

Wesley and I are watching Catfish.

Wesley and I are watching Catfish.

So I guess Jay Leno doesn’t has that much to do nowadays.

So I guess Jay Leno doesn’t has that much to do nowadays.

DeceptiKanye.

That fufu lame shit I ain’t wit it, my Pokemon is in the top percentage. Rattata

Regretting my Kony 2012 tattoo.
This is my new friend Chunky Bird.

This is my new friend Chunky Bird.

A tv show where Ted Danson talks about constellations. Danson With The Stars.
I’m watching the #legomovie again with @thecuriousbrontosaurus on the eve of her 21st birthday ya’ll #pauladeen

I’m watching the #legomovie again with @thecuriousbrontosaurus on the eve of her 21st birthday ya’ll #pauladeen

My life be like ohhhhhh ahhhhhh.

My life be like ohhhhhh ahhhhhh.

Um how is it possible to not follow dennismccarson on twitter?

By the power entrusted in me by Miami I now pronounce you Mr. And Mrs. Worldwide
Me at Pitbull’s wedding
Keep God out of our Zillas it’s disrespectful to my religion.